god lives in a chat room on AOL

Just the other day, I was questioning the existence of god. You see,  existence is much too ordered for it to be arbitrary -- so I was thinking that there has to be some huge presence that is organizing this whole thing, and perhaps this presence is god?   

So I went looking for proof. At first I googled him.  I saw that there was an interview with him so i read it.  But I still was not convinced, Actually, I could have written that interview myself.  Then, being a bit of a dabbler in science, I thought the website that said it offered scientific proof of the existence of the Divine was as good a place as any to look.  Wrongo!!!!  I was starting to become a little disillusioned.  I spoke to friends about my quest -- my   friends referred me the encyclopedia of god --I still wasn't satisfied that there was proof that god exists.  I was getting a little frustrated with my search.  After all I was told that you can find anything on the Internet. I searched religious chat rooms, on line essays, cyber churches, on line temples, consulted with cyber rabbis...... Nothing-- absolutely zilch.

I was just about to give up and it happened --  I heard it -- could it be -- was it the voice of god --  who else could it be?  yes he was speaking to me through my computer.  It was truly him -- the DIVINE - the ALL MIGHTY -- THE CREATOR -- telling me " you got mail!"

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[Wayne M]

Or, If you didn't find God in your email, you could try here... http://www.biblegateway.com/

[Wayne M]

ps
I toniced you are a classical music guru. Im trying to learn something about classical music. I know and appreciate a little bit, but I am looking to expand my knowledge. Do you have any great pointers?

[Wayne M]

Please excuse my terrible spelling.